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Dwarfman

When the name Ed Wood Jr passes the lips of directors, it is spoken in both reverance and the knowledge that he is without doubt the worst director. Ever. Mr Woods contributions to the world of movies have been so delieriously bad that they have in fact been enjoyable to watch.

We here at Death match central shall pay homage to this great man by creating 'THE ED WOOD HEAVY WEIGHT TITLE BELT'. And tonight we pit four heavy weight contenders to become Comic Movie Geeks FIRST WORST DIRECTOR EVER!!!!!!!!!

And now the Condenders....

Gave us a universe far far away so that we might dream sweet sweet dreams and stomped on them with his prequels - George Lucas.

Took one of DCs and the worlds greatest heroes and nearly destroyed him - Joel Shumacher

Defiler of comic books and computer games alike and current reigning World Champion - Uwe Boll

And finally an outside contender. He may have won our hearts with transformers however he is still responsible for Pearl Harbour, Bad BoysII and The Lionel Ritchie Collection Video - Michael Bay

Ladies and Gentleman. Ready your rotten tomatoes. No adds. NO MERCY!!!!!!
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Jiubei · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:52 am Post subject:

Listed by most hated to least hated.

Uwe Boll - No contest. As I have said before "There has got to be some Game-Loving Son of a Cartel Boss that can put a stop to his madness". And now he's going on to Ninja Gaiden.

Joel Schumacher - Not much of a Batman fan, the reason is because of this guy... no seriously Bat Nipples? Only movie I do not mind watching again would be Bad Company(For the funnies where Chris Rock busies himself with a dictionary)

George Lucas - Star Wars 3,4,5,6 were just awesome. Star Wars 1,2 was just bad. Especially the... err. romance scenes in episode 2. But Clone Wars cartoon and 3D hit/are hitting the right spots, so I can deal with it.

Michael Bay - My only dish with him is that his camera is just too damn shaky. Have to see the movie at least two or three time before you understand the entire fight between Optimus and Bonecrusher. Heh but its transformers so I dont mind watching a few more times. Honestly I have not watched any other of his films except Armegeddon and Bad Boys, the rest I just ignored.
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Sirk · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:01 am Post subject:

BlackDingo · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:52 am Post subject:

Mr Boll.

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in his nether-regions.

That is all.
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Saba · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:02 pm Post subject:

Jiubei · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:04 pm Post subject:

Well yeah that was pretty dumb but hey it was still a whole lot better than episode 2.

And for Mr Boll. I dont want fleas. I want Ticks.
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Dwarfman · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:44 pm Post subject:

<WOOOOAAAH!!!! An impresive start by the world champion smashing his opponents left right and centre but there's still plenty of fight left in the contenders...>

So I got this poll going for a month after that we will officially crown Comic Movie Geeks Worst director Wink

Stay tuned folks, and remember...No adds. NO MERCY!!!!!! Twisted Evil

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Dwarfman · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject:

To that end I'm putting my vote to Mr Shumacher.

Why? Cause where Boll - despite good intention - just causes disasters wherever he goes and Bay can't hold a camera straight. In the case of Batman and Robin, Joel shoulda known better. Hell everyone involved shoulda known better!
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